How to beat the Coronavirus

We’ve got mass hysteria about the coronavirus. It’s everywhere and now it’s hit the tri-state area. I was at the gym today (flex) and watched a man do a whole workout in a surgical mask. However, this guy also did not wipe down anything after using it. So I hope he gets at least diarrhea for being a human turd. As I was leaving the gym, it became quite apparent how we defeat the virus.

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We line the coronavirus up against the Philadelphia Flyers. No team has been able to stop them in their past nine games. Do we think some elevated common cold would defeat them? Absolutely not. The Flyers would steamroll the coronavirus into submission. Another way to defeat the virus is just by using better hygiene. Also, stop eating bat soup (looking at you China). Either way, we can beat it.

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