Horny ass Skechers golf commercial

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Oh you horny, horny Skechers? Nothing says “I’m getting laid” quite like golfing by yourself and Skechers shoes. In this commercial, Bob our hero, is ready for a nice little Saturday afternoon round of golf by himself. Little does he know that the Billy Dee Williams look alike starter is gonna be his wingman. Quickly Bob is immersed in a round of golf with three knockouts. Bob immediately goes from trying to play for bogeys to thinking about playing a little birdie golf (birdie golf aka dingus goofin). Bob has turned into the Awooga cartoon right on the first tee box.

Bob can’t believe his luck on this day. He’s had a tough go of it at work recently. He messed up the quarterly report and his boss was up his ass. They forgot his birthday and didn’t get him a cake. He broke his favorite coffee mug and spilled it all over his white dress shirt at 10:30AM. He decided he was going to treat himself to a round of golf and now God is smiling upon him by delivering three beauties.

Bob was nervous at first because he was afraid that the ladies were going to make fun of him for wearing Skechers. Skechers have always been notoriously worn by middle aged men who have peaked in life already or kids who need velcro shoes. However, it quickly turns out that these women are Skechers groupies. Bob’s nothing to look at, but those Skechers GO’s let me tell ya. Next thing you know they are driving recklessly on the course because they are all so extremely overwhelmed with emotions (of the sexually charged variety) that they can’t control themselves. The women also appear to be very underrated golfers. I mean the lady in pink tosses the golf club behind her neck and makes great contact. Must be the Skechers. All in all, Bob ends up with plans to play with them again next week. Bob’s confidence is back up to the level where he will be able to go into work with a new outlook on life. He’s gonna call out the party planning committee for the cake mishap, he’s asking for a raise and crushing the quarterly report. All because he wore the new Skechers.

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